If the modern hellscape is bumming you out, try mentally leaving your body, the ultimate self help solution! When despair is at its peak and the mental health world falls short you can tamp down your dread with good old fashioned dissociation. This funny psychology shirt makes a great gift for cynical friends with an appreciation for dark humor. With a 1970s influenced design aesthetic, this self care shirt suggests dissociating as a coping tool for today's dystopia.

Shirt Info:

• Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
• Scoop neck
• Relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight dolman tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our dolman scoop neck shirts have a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 18.5 inch wide chest x 26.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 19.5 inch wide chest x 26.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 20.5 inch wide chest x 27.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 22 inch wide chest x 27.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 28.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
3X-Large: 25 inch wide chest x 28.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 22-24)